Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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