I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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