I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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