So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
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