There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
