Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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