Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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