Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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