Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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