im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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