"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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