I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
