Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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