haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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