somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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