I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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