My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
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