? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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