fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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