these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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