At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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