Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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