Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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