Cold hands, warm shart.
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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