and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
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