BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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