College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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