the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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