I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Randomize
