Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
We talked him into tasing himself.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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