we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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