white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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