So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Drunk is a universal language darling
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