fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
