In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
