This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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