apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I supernannyed him into submission
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
