So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
