did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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