make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I think I just sharted jello shots
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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