I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
meet me or not, i'm out of control
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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