i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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