I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
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Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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