They have a pepper shaker for pot.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
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