Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Randomize
