NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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