And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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