Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
bring money and cleavage
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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