id be glad to
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
It was confusing and full of hummus
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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