I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
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