Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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