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I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
and she was petting her beer can
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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